My Emmy don’t sizzle sizzle it’s gold. @televisionacad #fyc
Pig relationships must be complicated, since they both technically bring home the bacon. #WeTweet
Thank you for listening!
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out summer versions of your favorite rap lyrics and tag it with #SummerRaps! Could be on the show!
It’s rare to see a new actor just knock it out of the park on their first starring role. Such is the case for @AustinButler in Elvis (@ElvisMovie). Knocked the cover off the ball home run. Check out his late night debut with us tonight.
To all the dads out there: my baby’s first word was “Mama”. Don’t let this happen to you. You know what to ask for this Father’s Day. #DADA
Americans basically took Pedialyte and said, “Sorry, babies, but this is for hungover people now.” #WeTweet
Congrats Posty on your new baby girl! ... and your engagement... and your album... and your tour. Love, Jimothy #nowtheyalwayssaycongratulations @PostMalone
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about your dad and tag it with #DadStories. Could be on the show!
I love your pondering photo. There a bunch of great artists out there and it’s a fun community in general. But, as the great Aaron Neville once said “I don’t know much - but I know I love you.” And that may be all you need to know. DM me.
Between chairs, couches, and loveseats, I think I know which one the inventor hooked up on. #WeTweet
Am I the only one who caught the Labyrinth Easter egg in Top Gun: Maverick?
Glad you guys had fun. Cute kid.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about a bad summer job and tag it with #WorstSummerJob. Could be on the show!
YOU GUYS!! Best Talk/Topical Show for @FallonTonight at the @MTV Awards. I can't tell you how much this means to me- especially since it's voted on by all of you. Thank you thank you thank you!!
My favorite Swedish pop group, Frünké, performs “Junk In My Frunk,” a song about the @Ford electric #F150Lightning and its Frunk, in partnership with @Ford.
It’s Hashtags time! Take a movie title and add one word to change the meaning, and tag it with #AddAWordRuinAMovie. Could be on the show!
Thank you @THR. It looks like @questlove and I are in the new @downtonabbey movie. #NYPower
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It's Hashtags time! Tell us about the worst car you’ve ever had and tag it with #MyWorstCar. Could be on the show!
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