de-motivational speaker
Damn we’re both already on sale lol
thank you @scarymommy for touching on the uncomfortable with me. I hope it will help anyone who has been through trauma or loss:
thank you @scarymommy for touching on the uncomfortable with me. I hope it will help anyone who has been through trauma or loss:
I truly truly love captain lee so much. really good human I got to spend the day with once!! I can’t wait to see you both again!!
Cabin in the Woods, Final Destination, Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (but also, The Strangers!!)
making bolognese but when I searched for my favorite recipe (NYT - Marcella Hazan), my computer reminded me I once desperately tried to find a picture of Bolo's penis from real housewives of Atlanta
This is so sick and sad.
watching baseball but after the @SInow article on the usage of sticky substances, I find myself just trying to find evidence of it. It’s driving me bonkers.
my current surroundings this fine Saturday
my current surroundings this fine Saturday
sulphur mask. wild night
sulphur mask. wild night
I fuckin knew it!!
I really had such an amazing time at Miraval, AZ. got back on track with wellness and workouts and healing and food. 10/10 will go again
I really had such an amazing time at Miraval, AZ. got back on track with wellness and workouts and healing and food. 10/10 will go again
Here we go @NineDaves!! Baby’s first iBook
Here we go @NineDaves!! Baby’s first iBook
I dunno if anyone else gets carsick but I do and these work!! Put behind your ear. not an ad. just trying to help!
I dunno if anyone else gets carsick but I do and these work!! Put behind your ear. not an ad. just trying to help!
5 (!!) days until Cravings: All Together is out!! Preorder now to receive Oct 26th!
5 (!!) days until Cravings: All Together is out!! Preorder now to receive Oct 26th!
he loves the joke “why didn’t the melons get married / because they cantelope” so he made it his own
this is not the life for me
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