My audiobook “Monsters and How To Tame Them” is a MUST LISTEN PEOPLE!!!!! Trust me on this one….I am touching on a lot of my personal experiences and Im showing the value in those ups and downs…at the end of the day it’s about the lessons that we are taught thru life
BEAVERTON, OR—Saying that he has to deal with this shit every single night, local 6-year-old Andrew Neel was exasperated to learn Thursday that the bedtime story his mother would be reading him was once again from the fucking Bible, sources confirmed. “Oh, please no, not another one of these,” Neel reportedly said to…
After playing it super safe since 2020, somehow I got COVID. It is a bummer. I’m looking for switch game recommendations and movie recs. I tried writing to occupy the time and my brain has decided that’s a no go for another couple days.
Bros has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. I put my heart and soul into this movie so these reviews are really thrilling. I’m so proud of this movie. It opens in tons of theaters tonight. I GUARANTEE you lots of big laughs and a GREAT time at the movies. Go see it. ❤️ #BrosMovie
Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Works
INDIANAPOLIS—Solemnly declaring that he alone could enlighten a human race crippled by ignorance, area man Aaron Krause said Thursday that he had accepted the burden of being the only person on earth who actually understands the world and how it works.
Biden Calls On Any Spirits Of Dead Lawmakers Present To Make Themselves Known After Jackie Walorski Doesn’t Answer
WASHINGTON—Interrupting his remarks Wednesday at the White House Conference on Hunger, Nutrition, and Health, President Joe Biden reportedly called on any spirits of dead lawmakers present to make themselves known after the late Rep. Jackie Walorski didn’t answer him. “Please, any senators or representatives who…
Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die
VINELAND, NJ—Saying that he doesn’t function properly unless he’s completely jittery and suffering from nausea, local claims adjuster Spencer Howell told reporters Monday that he’s not his normal self until he has too many cups of coffee and feels like he could die at any second. “I’m totally useless in the morning…
Florida Landlord Reminds Tenants Fleeing Flood That Lease Doesn’t Include Rooftop Access
FORT MYERS, FL—Issuing a reminder that the building’s rules must be followed even in the most catastrophic natural disasters, Florida landlord Rick Palacio told tenants fleeing floods from Hurricane Ian Thursday that their lease did not include rooftop access. “Hello all, I just wanted to once again remind our…
McDonald’s is teaming up with Cactus Plant Flea Market to create “adult happy meals.” These meals will be available throughout the month of October and will include a classic McDonald’s character toy. https://t.co/QuCoraaZIR
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