My audiobook “Monsters and How To Tame Them” is a MUST LISTEN PEOPLE!!!!! Trust me on this one….I am touching on a lot of my personal experiences and Im showing the value in those ups and downs…at the end of the day it’s about the lessons that we are taught thru life

don't skip over this post 💯
don't skip over this post 💯
I spent a day with SYKKUNO🌱

out now on youtube
I spent a day with SYKKUNO🌱

out now on youtube
You gotta have an honest assessment of who you are. You got to determine your strengths and weaknesses. You can't give your best if you don't know what your best is.
CHRIS. EVANS. HAS. SPOKEN!!! Thank you @ChrisEvans!!! GO SEE #BrosMovie THIS WEEKEND!!!
✌🏽 separate yourself from the fakes
✌🏽 separate yourself from the fakes
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Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again
Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again
crystal flute obsession
it’s a new diversion
crystal flute obsession
it’s a new diversion
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After playing it super safe since 2020, somehow I got COVID. It is a bummer. I’m looking for switch game recommendations and movie recs. I tried writing to occupy the time and my brain has decided that’s a no go for another couple days.
Bros has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. I put my heart and soul into this movie so these reviews are really thrilling. I’m so proud of this movie. It opens in tons of theaters tonight. I GUARANTEE you lots of big laughs and a GREAT time at the movies. Go see it. ❤️ #BrosMovie
Bros has a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. I put my heart and soul into this movie so these reviews are really thrilling. I’m so proud of this movie. It opens in tons of theaters tonight. I GUARANTEE you lots of big laughs and a GREAT time at the movies. Go see it. ❤️ #BrosMovie
When you overwork yourself so you can replace depression with exhaustion
When you overwork yourself so you can replace depression with exhaustion
My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio.

My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio.
How meow rolls
God is in the "fix it" business. He can take anyone, no matter how flawed, and make them great.
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Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Works
Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Works
I played George W Bush’s kazoo and nobody said shit.
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Biden Calls On Any Spirits Of Dead Lawmakers Present To Make Themselves Known After Jackie Walorski Doesn’t Answer
Biden Calls On Any Spirits Of Dead Lawmakers Present To Make Themselves Known After Jackie Walorski Doesn’t Answer
Feeling kinda energetic

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Feeling kinda energetic

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Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die
Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die
She’s got the crazy eyes.
I loaf bread very much.
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Florida Landlord Reminds Residents That Lease Doesn’t Include Rooftop Access
Florida Landlord Reminds Residents That Lease Doesn’t Include Rooftop Access
Flabbergasted and disturbed that Russell Brand is being censored on YouTube because how can anyone take in what he’s saying when they are absorbed with figuring out how he arrived at this backdrop
Flabbergasted and disturbed that Russell Brand is being censored on YouTube because how can anyone take in what he’s saying when they are absorbed with figuring out how he arrived at this backdrop
Oh God — the toys don’t vibrate, do they?
Amazing!!! Thank you!!! STRAIGHT PEOPLE, RISE UP FOR BROS!!! ❤️
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Blender So Sick Of Whey Protein
Blender So Sick Of Whey Protein
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Adults don't lose sleep over scary movies because there is nothing scarier than having to go to work.
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