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Jack Dorsey is quitting Twitter to focus on his duties as advisor and court sorcerer of Tsar Nicholas II.
Jack Dorsey is quitting Twitter to focus on his duties as advisor and court sorcerer of Tsar Nicholas II.
Fuck you @NRA. Fuck you @NRA and every spineless pro-gun pol for putting our kids and our country through this nightmare alternate universe. Fuck you @NRA for putting us here and fighting with every last breath in your body to keep us here. Fuck you @NRA.
you motherfucker
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Needle felting Patrick and Spongebob🧽

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I wanna touch Rowlet's cheeks too🥺
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This mine no take😠…jk hehe😋

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This mine no take😠…jk hehe😋

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Share with us a movie quote that had a great impact on your life.
Share with us a movie quote that had a great impact on your life.
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So dance, dance, dance, keep on…

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Bad News Gamers: Kirby Has Been Expelled From The Garden Of Eden After Inhaling Fruit From The Tree Of Knowledge
Bad News Gamers: Kirby Has Been Expelled From The Garden Of Eden After Inhaling Fruit From The Tree Of Knowledge
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Brian Kelly Admits He Never Actually Believed In God
Brian Kelly Admits He Never Actually Believed In God
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Documentary Filmmaker Strikes Gold Interviewing Huge Fucking Weirdo
Documentary Filmmaker Strikes Gold Interviewing Huge Fucking Weirdo
Our first day of shooting of “Only Murders in the Building!” We’re all happy to be back.
Our first day of shooting of “Only Murders in the Building!” We’re all happy to be back.
From epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina, whose newsletter I highly recommend for regular updates: “Those with infection-based immunity were 5 times more likely to be reinfected than those with vaccines. Time for the unvaccinated to get vaccinated.”
From epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina, whose newsletter I highly recommend for regular updates: “Those with infection-based immunity were 5 times more likely to be reinfected than those with vaccines. Time for the unvaccinated to get vaccinated.”
Tomorrow is December/ TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
Tomorrow is December/ TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
HEADS UP ALLIES!
E. Jean’s appeal is this Friday, Dec 3 at 10AM in The US Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit. She provided a link in the article below so you can listen in!
Can I count on you guys to support her?
You guys, I’m going to be on The View tomorrow!
You guys, I’m going to be on The View tomorrow!
Apparently, being a heavy smoker in the ‘60s could lead to you joining The Beatles.
Now that's a response
Now that's a response
I've never heard a good argument for the kind of easy access to guns we have in the US. Maybe because there isn't one.
You might be from a small town if your history teacher was also your coach, and called you by your last name. Merica.
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When you have Paris Fashion Week at 6 but have to harvest organs at 8
When you have Paris Fashion Week at 6 but have to harvest organs at 8
It just seems like what this country needs is more guns.
Thank you, Nashville. Comedy, music, masks, and sweet potato pies 🥧 and whatnot. Love you lots, @MsPattiPatti.
Thank you, Nashville. Comedy, music, masks, and sweet potato pies 🥧 and whatnot. Love you lots, @MsPattiPatti.
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Hertz Hopeful New Football Player Spokesperson Doesn’t Murder Two People This Time Around
Hertz Hopeful New Football Player Spokesperson Doesn’t Murder Two People This Time Around
Can someone please explain why Champaign-Urbana got changed to Urbana-Champaign?! Was there a war?
I just came across this video seconds ago and I have somehow already watched it multiple times. Incredible @ArianaGrande @kellyclarkson
The most chaotic thought I have is writing a tv pilot where characters call each other “Baby Bro” & Big Sis” but it’s never explicitly stated that they are or aren’t related to each other but both scenarios are vaguely implied every other scene
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“Only Murders in the Building,” a new Crimedy series with Selena Gomez, Martin Short and me, starts on Hulu August 31st.
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