Fuck you @NRA. Fuck you @NRA and every spineless pro-gun pol for putting our kids and our country through this nightmare alternate universe. Fuck you @NRA for putting us here and fighting with every last breath in your body to keep us here. Fuck you @NRA.
A student from inside Oxford High School captured this footage of the possible shooter trying to get into the classroom by impersonating a sheriff
The students did not open the door and escaped through a window
Bad News Gamers: Kirby Has Been Expelled From The Garden Of Eden After Inhaling Fruit From The Tree Of Knowledge
Ugh, we’ve got some tough news to share with you today, gamers. It looks like Kirby has been kicked out of the Garden of Eden after inhaling a fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. We hate to see such an unfortunate turn of events since Kirby could have been frolicking in paradise forever if he’d only…
Brian Kelly Admits He Never Actually Believed In God
BATON ROUGE, LA—Calling it a harmless fib to fit in and let him do his job without distraction, former Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he never actually believed in God. “All that God crap, I just said that to get the job—I mean we all fudge our resumes a little bit, right?” said…
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Struggling to hide his excitement about his good fortune, documentary filmmaker Cameron McCrae had reportedly struck gold Monday by interviewing a huge fucking weirdo. “Jackpot! Not only does this guy look strange, but he just talks in this way that’s completely odd yet totally memorable,” said…
From epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina, whose newsletter I highly recommend for regular updates: “Those with infection-based immunity were 5 times more likely to be reinfected than those with vaccines. Time for the unvaccinated to get vaccinated.”
HEADS UP ALLIES! E. Jean’s appeal is this Friday, Dec 3 at 10AM in The US Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit. She provided a link in the article below so you can listen in! Can I count on you guys to support her?
Critics Claim Mac Jones Just Product Of Being Talented Quarterback In System With Elite Defense And Coaching
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Slamming the rookie’s success as a fluke of organizational competence, critics claimed Tuesday that Patriots quarterback Mac Jones was just the product of being a talented player in a system with elite defense and coaching. “People are acting like Mac [Jones] is the next great franchise QB, but he’s…
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