News & Jokes for Thursday 1/14/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono

The president wants a big military send-off tomorrow. Unfortunately, the military is busy defending the Capitol from his supporters.
Fuck Trump, fuck his whole family, fuck anyone that chose to work with him and fuck every single Trump voter. The rest of us need to make sure this never happens again. We’ve been warned. And guess what - I’m STILL with her you misogynist American dummies!!! Onwards! 💙🇺🇸
I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again.
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