“Today, all the White House staffers are signing each other’s yearbooks with things like, ‘Keep in touch!’ ‘Friends for life!’ and ‘I won’t testify against you if you don’t testify against me!’”

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“Normally after a president’s term, they show “before” and “after” photos to prove how much the job aged him. But this time, they’re showing “before” and “after” photos of all of 𝘶𝘴.”

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“Trump wants to assemble a large crowd to remind everyone of his legacy... Completely ignoring the coronavirus.”

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News & Jokes for Friday 1/15/21. #FallonTonight #FallonMono
Rudy Giuliani is… Simply The Best? 🤔

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You’ve heard of David After Dentist…

Presenting: Donald After Defeat

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“Today’s vote really takes the pressure off Biden. If he only gets impeached 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 in the next four years, it’ll be a huge step up.”

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“Trump started this year thinking he should be on Mount Rushmore. Now he can’t even get on Instagram. Seriously, in one weekend, Trump's phone became a $2,000 flashlight."

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