Got an alarming text from my 15 yo daughter
Got an alarming text from my 15 yo daughter
I’m at the age where, whenever I think of my age, I think, “I should go lie down.”
Ok Elon , its not cute anymore
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Boss: "Are you dead? You better be."

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Boss: "Are you dead? You better be."

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almost forgot i recorded other angles of the 2 bros
Before the pandemic I wasn't really a bidet guy, but now I have one on every chair in the house.
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New Pre-Sauced Napkins Can Be Thrown Away Straight From Package
New Pre-Sauced Napkins Can Be Thrown Away Straight From Package
I have never heard the song “Drivers License” and I plan on keeping it that way.
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When a customer walks in 2 minutes before closing time

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When a customer walks in 2 minutes before closing time

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Arrested TWICE for domestic violence.
“Schroder was busted by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on April 2 – again for felony domestic violence – for a similar incident”
Arrested TWICE for domestic violence.
“Schroder was busted by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on April 2 – again for felony domestic violence – for a similar incident”
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Blow me hehe

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Me hiding from my responsibilities

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BIG FACTS!!!!!!
Just a not at all funny reminder that millions are being systematically disenfranchised right now by some foul motherfletchers. Those voters may not look like you, or even think like you, but that shit is wrong. Fight for them.
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Happy #WorldBakingDay!🍞
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Last Cheerio Chased Around The Bowl For A Few Laps
Last Cheerio Chased Around The Bowl For A Few Laps
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Nervous New Driver Going To Stick To Sidewalks Until He’s More Confident
Nervous New Driver Going To Stick To Sidewalks Until He’s More Confident
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The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
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we're on a planet in outer space. (((she/her)))