I spent a day with MARKIPLIER
"The King of YouTube"
out now
I spent a day with MARKIPLIER
"The King of YouTube"
out now
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Elon Musk Accuses Own Genitals Of Being Far-Left Actor With Axe To Grind
Elon Musk Accuses Own Genitals Of Being Far-Left Actor With Axe To Grind
Am I crazy or have the trees been talking A LOT louder recently?
[🔉] Week 1 to Week 52

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Had a fun as shit time filming "History of the World Part 2" with @iamwandasykes and @kymwhitley and whatnot. Thank you @nickkroll and some young whipper-snapper named @MelBrooks.
Had a fun as shit time filming "History of the World Part 2" with @iamwandasykes and @kymwhitley and whatnot. Thank you @nickkroll and some young whipper-snapper named @MelBrooks.
People have memories of you that you probably can’t remember yourself.
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Fetus Steps Outside Womb For Quick Cigarette Break
Fetus Steps Outside Womb For Quick Cigarette Break
Sorry to be so frank on here but this Ginni Thomas character is a real piece of work.
A DECADE OF DOUG! 🎉🎂🐾

Happy Birthday, Doug The Pug!!! RT if Doug has ever put a smile on your face.
A DECADE OF DOUG! 🎉🎂🐾

Happy Birthday, Doug The Pug!!! RT if Doug has ever put a smile on your face.
I think it sounds a little more resonant. What do you guys think?
I had a good run!
Makes sense. Will Smith hitting somebody isn't something we see every day.
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NYPD Arrests Colombian Turnstile Lord Behind Massive Turnstile-Jumping Ring
NYPD Arrests Colombian Turnstile Lord Behind Massive Turnstile-Jumping Ring
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Woman Who Doesn’t Want To Be Hit On Shouldn’t Be Hanging Out In Bar Taking Drink Orders
Woman Who Doesn’t Want To Be Hit On Shouldn’t Be Hanging Out In Bar Taking Drink Orders
Me chasing my dreams

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Me trying to catch my dream
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Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion
Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion
WHAT A WEEK! Overwhelmed by the response to this first look at Bros. A lot of folks on here have been following me a LOOOOONG time - thanks to everyone for the support! The BROS era has arrived! 💫
Here’s @StephenAtHome in a clip from George Carlin’s American Dream which airs tonight on @hbo and will stream on @hbomax.
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Study Reveals That Girls Who Play Princess Grow Up With Skewed Perceptions Of The Role Of Modern Monarchy In A Democratic Society
Study Reveals That Girls Who Play Princess Grow Up With Skewed Perceptions Of The Role Of Modern Monarchy In A Democratic Society
Well @hbomax has put up a ton of George Carlin‘s specials. I’d start with Jammin’ In NY. @hbomax @HBO @kelly_carlin @mbonfiglio2000 if
Well @hbomax has put up a ton of George Carlin‘s specials. I’d start with Jammin’ In NY. @hbomax @HBO @kelly_carlin @mbonfiglio2000 if
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Knife-Wielding Tesla Kills Pedestrian
Knife-Wielding Tesla Kills Pedestrian
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BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
#FlashbackFriday Loose the keys to your momma house, she gone act like the whole city got her address 😂😂😂
Happy #BikeToWorkDay!! 🚲
Happy #BikeToWorkDay!! 🚲
Naruto running on your finger!

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Did someone say #nationalrescuedogday? This one has been rescuing me for 4 years. Let her roll around all she wants.
Lovely stamps 😍

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I’ve been putting it off bc I don’t want it to end but here I go: the series finale of @NetflixOzark fuuuuck
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My name is Kevin Hart and I WORK HARD!!! That pretty much sums me up!!! Everybody Wants To Be Famous But Nobody Wants To Do The Work
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
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The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - “The Orville: New Horizons” coming to Hulu June 2, 2022!
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we're on a planet in outer space. (((she/her)))
new money
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“Only Murders in the Building,” season 2, will premier on Hulu on June 28th.
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You know... the weird one.
In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new @Netflix special in fall. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt
Just another luminous spiritual being having a beautiful and difficult human experience.
Global philanthropists, investor and award winning entertainer. “The more people you help become successful the more successful you become. “
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Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time ••• Email [email protected] for rates / collab / whatevah
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When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
Male Model. COMEDY MONSTER on Netflix. Touring with all new material on THE FUN TOUR. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan.
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This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake.
KING OF POP CULTURE, Founder of @DTPfoundation, 2x People’s Choice Award Winner 🍕Playing Monchi in @mitchellsmovie out now!
4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street and now the star of Universal’s BROS. A historic rom com. In theaters SEPT 30 2022! Link to trailer below!
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