The president wants a big military send-off tomorrow. Unfortunately, the military is busy defending the Capitol from his supporters.
Fuck Trump, fuck his whole family, fuck anyone that chose to work with him and fuck every single Trump voter. The rest of us need to make sure this never happens again. We’ve been warned. And guess what - I’m STILL with her you misogynist American dummies!!! Onwards! 💙🇺🇸
I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again.
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Even mushrooms have a better love life than me

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Even mushrooms have a better love life than me

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Name that film.

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Name that film.

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Agreed. Start the impeachment trial. Do your fucking job.
Anybody else getting a Manson family vibe from young Riley, here?
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Touching floof is so satisfying

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'Twas the night before the pardons,
when all through the house
Not a MAGAt was Tweeting,
Not even Giuliani and his dinner, a mouse;
Even after the Insurrection,
87% of the GOP still believed the lie or didn’t care.
So the rest of us waited for the end of the nightmare.
It’s funny EVERY TIME
It’s funny EVERY TIME
I’m putting my Christmas tree back up. #InaugurationEve
im becoming depressed which means im writing jokes
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Love going for a spin.

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Love going for a spin.

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It’s @DollyParton’s birthday and I am totally wigging out!!!
This feels like Christmas Eve. Or Turd In Human Form Who’s About To Leave A Job He’s Colossally Unsuited For Eve. One of those.
It has come to my attention that this tweet did not achieve its original intention which was, of course, to UNIFY. 💙
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5 GUESTS!!!! Trump's going-away celebration at Joint Base Andrews is a bringer show! It's a BRINGER SHOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy shit lemme catch my breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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New Erectile Dysfunction Start-Up Sends Ripped, Virile Man Directly To Your Door To Bang Your Spouse
New Erectile Dysfunction Start-Up Sends Ripped, Virile Man Directly To Your Door To Bang Your Spouse
BYE CUNTY McCUNTERSON.
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My name is Kevin Hart and I WORK HARD!!! That pretty much sums me up!!! Everybody Wants To Be Famous But Nobody Wants To Do The Work
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
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