Hello there .… this is Stephen – https://t.co/lqTuTGdEf9 (I don’t read Direct Messages I’m afraid)
When I sat for this portrait by Thomas Gainsborough about … ooh let's see … 260 years ago I never thought it would go on sale at Sotheby's. Now the secret of my immortality is out. Just hope the nude 4th century BC sculpture Praxiteles made of me in Athens doesn't come to light
When I sat for this portrait by Thomas Gainsborough about … ooh let's see … 260 years ago I never thought it would go on sale at Sotheby's. Now the secret of my immortality is out. Just hope the nude 4th century BC sculpture Praxiteles made of me in Athens doesn't come to light
Oh no, what horrible news… I think it safe to say that the best episodes of QI that I was involved with were always the ones where Sean Lock was a guest. Such complete brilliance in every comic direction. What a loss. My heart goes out to his family.
David Attenborough has shared his hope for COP26.
Let’s spread this powerful message and show world leaders we're all watching 👏
#EyesonCOP26
What a fabulous idea!
What a fabulous idea!
What a glorious day for two remarkable young women. Yes, it may be ‘only’ sport, but in that ‘only’ there can be found so much of human joy, despair, glory, disappointment, wonder and hope. A brief flicker of light in a dark world. #EmmaRaducanu #LeylahFernandez #USOpenFinal
Happy birthday, #OscarWilde, born 167 years ago today. “Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” There again, also –“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
How very kind you all are to remind me of that Beatles song. Yes, I am 64 and thank you so much for your very thoughtful birthday messages. Now I must see where Vera, Chuck and Dave have got to…
Hello friends, let’s ban sewage discharge into water courses

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Hello friends, let’s ban sewage discharge into water courses

This petition closes this evening. Its at 80,000.00 to get a debate in parliament it needs another 20,000. Before midnight tonight!

Please sign and circulate!



Thanks!
You mean there are people who CAN fit into the jeans they wore at 21? It will take a great effort of toleration from me not to wish them ill …
You mean there are people who CAN fit into the jeans they wore at 21? It will take a great effort of toleration from me not to wish them ill …
Once the NHS is gone, we will not get it back. Please sign the petition and retweet, while there is time to save it.
So sorry to disappoint you, everyone, but it looks like my regular Nude Somersaulting series on #OnlyFans has to go. It’s been a blast…
So sorry to disappoint you, everyone, but it looks like my regular Nude Somersaulting series on #OnlyFans has to go. It’s been a blast…
Delighted to support this campaign! Pls go to to take five actions to save our precious NHS!
Follow @YourNHS2021 & post your own video on what the NHS means to you using #YourNHSNeedsYou Together, we can stop the Health Bill & call for renationalisation!
A reminder, as if needed of the wonder of Sean Lock … the elves of @qikipedia have assembled some of his most fabulous moments from QI
A reminder, as if needed of the wonder of Sean Lock … the elves of @qikipedia have assembled some of his most fabulous moments from QI
How many times have I dosed my hands in lens cleaner designed for glasses and screens, and my reading glasses in hand sanitiser? I suppose its the pandemic equivalent of absent-mindedly binning the teaspoon and keeping the tea-bag. Concentrate, Stephen...
Rather sweetly ⁦@susie_dent⁩ decided not to⁩ offer a definition of this interesting verb…
Rather sweetly ⁦@susie_dent⁩ decided not to⁩ offer a definition of this interesting verb…
Hally happoween, everybody. I’m not saying the trick-or-treaters where I live are sophisticated, but tonight I’ll be preparing truffle vol-au-vents and olives wrapped in pancetta.

Mind you … 🎃 👻
Hally happoween, everybody. I’m not saying the trick-or-treaters where I live are sophisticated, but tonight I’ll be preparing truffle vol-au-vents and olives wrapped in pancetta.

Mind you … 🎃 👻
In this week's @AirMail --
In this week's @AirMail --
This weekend I plan to watch Jason Statham movies and nothing but Jason Statham movies #sothere
There's a strange fluttering in the tummy when an algorithm recommends oneself to oneself - I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Have I come close to bringing matter too close to antimatter?
There's a strange fluttering in the tummy when an algorithm recommends oneself to oneself - I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Have I come close to bringing matter too close to antimatter?
Governments know how to fix climate change - they just need to act, like the incredible orangutan in this film, defending his home from a digger.

Do retweet if you'd like your government to act decisively, ahead of the UN climate conference. Thanks!

Governments know how to fix climate change - they just need to act, like the incredible orangutan in this film, defending his home from a digger.

Do retweet if you'd like your government to act decisively, ahead of the UN climate conference. Thanks!
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