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Such sad news. RIP the great Sean Lock. One of the funniest, most influential comedians of a generation. A lovely man. ๐Ÿ’”
Just went up to my mate who was sitting in his car. I pressed my face against the window pulling a stupid expression. He wound the window down. Wasnโ€™t him. Bloke said โ€œAre you Ricky Gervais?โ€ I said โ€œSorry, I thought you were someone elseโ€ & ran away.
Twitter seems to be gangs of people trying to 'out-extreme' one another. Attempting to be fair and balanced these days, and trying to see 'both sides', simply means you're hated by 'both sides' for not totally agreeing with them. Even asking a question is seen as a threat. Scary.
When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.
When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.
There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.
There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.
Stupid Cunts.
Facebook just banned a 3 year old post I did about a couple of Trophy Hunters. Obviously I stand by it ๐Ÿ˜‚
Facebook just banned a 3 year old post I did about a couple of Trophy Hunters. Obviously I stand by it ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜‚ A perfectly simple rule of secularism. This is clearly aimed at religion, but it works for all dogma in any ideology ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿ˜‚ A perfectly simple rule of secularism. This is clearly aimed at religion, but it works for all dogma in any ideology ๐Ÿ‘‡
Dear stupid cunts saying we shouldnโ€™t put animals before people..
1. The animals go in the hold where people canโ€™t go.
2. This is an extra, privately funded plane that will allow MORE people to be saved. #OperationArk
Itโ€™s The Emmys tonight. And Iโ€™m not there to ruin it for everyone ๐Ÿ˜‚ Enjoy.
I'll be the next James Bond but I'm not doing any running around or working after 4pm. And no Martini. Bollocks drink, that. Oh, and he's from Reading and swears a lot.
I'll be the next James Bond but I'm not doing any running around or working after 4pm. And no Martini. Bollocks drink, that. Oh, and he's from Reading and swears a lot.
Officially delivered Season 3 to Netflix this week. Now all they have to do is translate it into 160 languages ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cunts.
Remember, nice, normal, sensible people still outnumber the screaming loons. Twitter sometimes gives a very depressing & scary false assessment. Have a lovely day. Hereโ€™s a cat.
Remember, nice, normal, sensible people still outnumber the screaming loons. Twitter sometimes gives a very depressing & scary false assessment. Have a lovely day. Hereโ€™s a cat.
Ideologies don't have human rights. You can criticise, oppose and even ridicule ideas without infringing on anyone's rights. They are still free to follow their ideals and speak their mind. And they need to accept you might not agree with them. Peace.
#AfterLife3 is coming soon. Itโ€™s the best one yet and I promise the dog does not die.
Devastating. I go from wanting to cry, to wanting to fucking batter the cunts who did this.
Shame the poor tortured bull didnโ€™t kill the dirty little sequinned cunt. Who watches this shit? How is it still allowed? Mental. #BanBullfighting
Imagine if you had to watch comedy that you found offensive, boring or unfunny. That would be awful. Luckily, you don't. Phew! Anyway, here are some dogs.
Imagine if you had to watch comedy that you found offensive, boring or unfunny. That would be awful. Luckily, you don't. Phew! Anyway, here are some dogs.
People who point out that they know of a more worthy cause than yours don't really give a fuck about that one either. If you don't have empathy with animals, then you don't have empathy.
People who point out that they know of a more worthy cause than yours don't really give a fuck about that one either. If you don't have empathy with animals, then you don't have empathy.
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