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Such sad news. RIP the great Sean Lock. One of the funniest, most influential comedians of a generation. A lovely man. 💔
It’s busy in the garden today. ❤️
Fuck that 😂
Just went up to my mate who was sitting in his car. I pressed my face against the window pulling a stupid expression. He wound the window down. Wasn’t him. Bloke said “Are you Ricky Gervais?” I said “Sorry, I thought you were someone else” & ran away.
Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.
Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.
I’ve lost all respect for them.
Is there any greater honour than your hometown naming a garbage truck after you? 😂
Is there any greater honour than your hometown naming a garbage truck after you? 😂
I will never get over the reaction to #AfterLife and I'll probably never better it. Maybe I should retire. Or die.
Yes. That's my cunning plan. Please use this photo on the news. Thanks. Best fans in the world ❤️
I will never get over the reaction to #AfterLife and I'll probably never better it. Maybe I should retire. Or die.
Yes. That's my cunning plan. Please use this photo on the news. Thanks. Best fans in the world ❤️
Twitter seems to be gangs of people trying to 'out-extreme' one another. Attempting to be fair and balanced these days, and trying to see 'both sides', simply means you're hated by 'both sides' for not totally agreeing with them. Even asking a question is seen as a threat. Scary.
When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.
When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.
There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.
There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.
Stupid Cunts.
Woke up to literally thousands of the most beautiful tweets about #AfterLife3. Genuinely overwhelmed. Trying to read them all. Thank you. Have a great day.
Woke up to literally thousands of the most beautiful tweets about #AfterLife3. Genuinely overwhelmed. Trying to read them all. Thank you. Have a great day.
#AfterLife3 Number 1 on Netflix, still trending around the world, and a beautiful Tweet about it every 2 seconds. I Love you ❤️ I need to sleep now but please keep the party going without me. Just like life 🙏
#AfterLife3 Number 1 on Netflix, still trending around the world, and a beautiful Tweet about it every 2 seconds. I Love you ❤️ I need to sleep now but please keep the party going without me. Just like life 🙏
Dear TV and film stars, why are some of you so fucking weird? You're actors. Some of you, great actors. So just act normal. Simple.
#AfterLife3 trending everywhere. Never had a reaction like this. Best fans in the world ❤️
#AfterLife3 trending everywhere. Never had a reaction like this. Best fans in the world ❤️
Facebook just banned a 3 year old post I did about a couple of Trophy Hunters. Obviously I stand by it 😂
Facebook just banned a 3 year old post I did about a couple of Trophy Hunters. Obviously I stand by it 😂
You can almost smell him. #AfterLife
You can almost smell him. #AfterLife
Have a fierce weekend!
Have a fierce weekend!
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