I was with a photographer who rang his energy company in despair as his bill was going from £3k to £5k.

“I asked why it wasn’t capped at £2500 like we’d been told”.

This is why the govt trotting out the £2500 figure is misleading. The cap is per UNIT of energy NOT per bill.
The AA urges drivers to be extra vigilant after a series of horrific car crashes across the UK:
The AA urges drivers to be extra vigilant after a series of horrific car crashes across the UK:
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The intractable truss problem: She cant fire her chancellor because theyre in it together; she cant change her mind - because her strength/ ideology is her USP; she cant call a GE because she'd lose - on current polling - badly enough to put Cons out of power for a decade..
Liz Truss says she’s not afraid of making difficult decisions - for example, crashing the economy then taking a five-day nap.
Thanks to BBC Sounds you can listen to Liz Truss on ‘rinse and repeat’ across local radio stations - Radio Kent punchiest so far. But the theme is the PM talks about action on energy bills whenever asked about the markets’ grim reaction to the budget tax cuts.
The oldest known D20 is from 300 BCE.
The oldest known D20 is from 300 BCE.
After taking advice from her predecessor, Liz Truss heads out on the media rounds:
After taking advice from her predecessor, Liz Truss heads out on the media rounds:
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The company I keep!
The company I keep!
Well well well, seems my instinct was right. Kwarteng clearly neither seeks nor heeds others counsel....such is the arrogance of him..and we pay the price.
Is there a better 'da da da da da' in recorded music than the chorus of 'You'll Be Back' from Hamilton?
I've done lots of local radio station phone tours, and I know I'm always guaranteed great questions, fun, a complete lack of pretension and a host who understands exactly who's listening.
I can only imagine how Martin Lewis feels right now.
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Orphan 55 (Series 12, Episode 3) #DoctorWho
“Nice soft morning on BBC local radio Prime Minister. Nothing to worry about”.

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Economists pray for a swift end to the financial crisis, as sooner or later it will become apparent that absolutely nobody understands how bonds work.
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@maitlis
More offerings on attendance at #CPC22 - one former Tory minister tells me 'a lot of the serious people just wonder why on earth they would spend time on a short- lived doomsday cult. They're better spending time redrafting their CVs for the likely '97 moment...'
Unhappy people tend to daydream about the past, but happy people tend to daydream about the future.
From the makers of DARK...
From the makers of DARK...
Word of the day: HOMOPHOBIAPHOBIA - fear or dislike of homophobes
Good grief… 😳😳
Your dog can smell when you are stressed out.

(Image: Hebrew Matio; CC BY-SA.)
Your dog can smell when you are stressed out.

(Image: Hebrew Matio; CC BY-SA.)
I hope Amazon are doing an 'All Or Nothing'.
Two letters from the NHS arrive. The first tells me of my next appointment in November. The second tells me they have to cancel my next appointment in November - and will write to me again. 🤷🏽‍♂️
A study of 7000 US adults has found that after the COVID-19 pandemic, people have become less extroverted and less agreeable.
Fact-check: true.
Has anyone ever successfully done anything on train wifi? 😭😭😭

*this is the 3rd time I’ve tried to post this tweet*
Tonight is the night !!! @HellsKitchenFOX is back tonight at 8/7c ! And it's literally a battle of the ages ! #HellsKitchen Season 21 here we go !
Liz Truss and her favourite phrases on BBC local radio this morning…

“Urgent action”
“What I would say is…”
“Putin”
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@maitlis
They really have and @WritesBright has done excellent work on this whole question of anonymous funding
Ealing... you can now join us for a taste of Street Burger at Bread Street Café !! Can't wait to see you there ! @GordonRamsayGRR
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