Friday night again. Well done to everyone who made it through another week despite having no clue what you’re doing.
"Each to their own" - Translation: You're wrong, but never mind.
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
The neatness of cats. The feet all inside the tray.
The neatness of cats. The feet all inside the tray.
#SuperNature streams on Netflix around the world from May 24th
LADbible
@ladbible
“He's opened me window" 😂
Hey @DublinAirport, any chance you could finally get these working? It might take the pressure off the ONE customs officer manning the EU/UK desk today. Honestly the place just seems astonished to find planes arriving.
Hey @DublinAirport, any chance you could finally get these working? It might take the pressure off the ONE customs officer manning the EU/UK desk today. Honestly the place just seems astonished to find planes arriving.
LADbible
@ladbible
He pulled the reverse uno card 🔄

🎥: Noaohms (IG)
LADbible
@ladbible
The cake of dreams 😍

📸: @niallm1999
The cake of dreams 😍

📸: @niallm1999
Amazing to think humanity might eradicate cancer within the next few decades, simply by becoming extinct
The greatest trick Mikel Arteta ever pulled was convincing the world he is doing a good job
The greatest trick Mikel Arteta ever pulled was convincing the world he is doing a good job
LADbible
@ladbible
This deserves a one-way ticket to god tier 🤤😍
This deserves a one-way ticket to god tier 🤤😍
How to make your email more unique: swap any of the following words for “hope” in “I hope this email finds you well”

Bet
Guarantee
Pray
Expect
Said
Accept
Guess
Agree
Prefer
Recognise
Announce
Suggest
Confirm
Estimate
Promise
Order
Pretend
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He really thought he could clear that 😂😂
LADbible
@ladbible
This is such a Deadpool thing to do as well 😂😂

🎥: jaluce (TT)
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
This sets a whole new standard for onscreen cuntiness.
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
Dear anyone connected with Rosendale Primary School in Herne Hill. I am coming to open your new library and read from books as planned. But I’m going be late. Blame @TLRailUK. Who cancelled all trains to Herne Hill. But I will be there. Before it’s time to go home.
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
This is a false distinction often seen on the right after far right terrorist incidents. No mass killer is likely to be mentally fine. But the issue is the *interaction* between that mindset and the rhetoric. Conspiracy theory with hate at its core gives these lost men a purpose.
Would really recommend Attack on Titan for fans of both futility and nihilism. Anyone who likes to see decent people suffer at the hands of an enormous sociopathic monkey are going to enjoy season 2.
Update from the road. My daughter @CamillaCleese has the map. Please send hope. and snacks.

Meet us for a live silly show!
Seattle on 5/23:
Santa Barbara on 5/25:
Sacramento on 5/27:
Update from the road. My daughter @CamillaCleese has the map. Please send hope. and snacks. 

Meet us for a live silly show! 
Seattle on 5/23: 
Santa Barbara on 5/25: 
Sacramento on 5/27:
LADbible
@ladbible
Happy 52nd Birthday to the legend that is @louistheroux 🎂

The provider of some of the best out of context quotes of all time 😂

What's your favourite Louis Theroux moment ever?
Happy 52nd Birthday to the legend that is @louistheroux 🎂

The provider of some of the best out of context quotes of all time 😂

What's your favourite Louis Theroux moment ever?
👀 #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed

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👀 #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed 

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LADbible
@ladbible
🔔 | A huge emergency response is underway at a Sainsbury's in the West Midlands after shoppers mysteriously collapsed with breathing issues.

More below:
🔔 | A huge emergency response is underway at a Sainsbury's in the West Midlands after shoppers mysteriously collapsed with breathing issues. 

More below:
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
I voice one of the characters in this movie. Good to see it's got a premiere at Cannes.
I voice one of the characters in this movie. Good to see it's got a premiere at Cannes.
LADbible
@ladbible
Some decent throws tbh 😂🎾

🎥: itsevorrrrr (TT)
LADbible
@ladbible
I am here to report a crime. An international war crime.

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LADbible
@ladbible
Posture is important 😂😂

🎥: jadddddddddddd1 (TT)
Jamie Oliver's vanity project outside Downing Street
Jamie Oliver's vanity project outside Downing Street
Very interesting
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Jimmy Carr
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My novel Meantime is out July 2022. if you’re looking for me before then I’m down at the men in music business conference
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The greatest act of revolution, in a world that's trying to grind away your humanity, is to enjoy yourself
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FootballJOE @FootballJOE 417K Followers
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