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Throwback to this fella guarding his pints with his life 😂😂

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Elite beverage. Often imitated. Never duplicated.
Elite beverage. Often imitated. Never duplicated.
“It’s so warm, I’m baking!”
“Cup of boiling hot leaf water?”
“Yes please”
“What’s the weather like today?”
“It’s bright and sunny, hang on now there’s a storm, oh it’s gone nice again, warm, actually it’s just gone cold, but at least it’s not windy, hang on the washing just blew away, but it’s definitely bright, oh wait it’s gone pitch black…”
Wow, Derry Girls totally nailed the landing, as they say. Well done @LisaMMcGee and the cast.
My thinking on the relegation battle. My hunch is that it just might be Everton, simply because it would be the funniest outcome
WARNING!
I'm doing a couple more #Armageddon new material nights at the @lsqtheatre on the 30th & 31st of May. Tickets on Sale Friday at 10am.
If you were hoping to see a magpie and a highland cow hanging out, you’re in luck
If you were hoping to see a magpie and a highland cow hanging out, you’re in luck
Kippers anyone? #FawltyTowers ☠️🛌
“I’m not going to justify a news programme whose news anchor went out shouting obscenities about the Conservative Party”

Nadine Dorries is asked if privatising Channel 4 is “revenge” for their political stance
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
Yes it was released on this day 470 years ago.
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What is the most uncomfortably tense scene in movie history?
What is the most uncomfortably tense scene in movie history?
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There's always one 😂😂

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Did he just say 'I love you' back? 😂🔊
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
Looking forward to seeing how many of the replies to Channel 4's announcement of the Jews Don't Count documentary feature in the Jews Don't Count documentary.
Looking forward to seeing how many of the replies to Channel 4's announcement of the Jews Don't Count documentary feature in the Jews Don't Count documentary.
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ON THIS DAY 🗓:

15 years ago today, ‘No Country For Old Men’ had its premiere screening at the Cannes Film Festival.

It went on to win four Oscars including Best Picture.

Call it.

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@ladbible
If you won the EuroMillions, would you go public about it?
56 MPs under investigation for sexual harassment - but this female journalist is “hysterical”, apparently.
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'Is that a service animal?' 😂😂

🎥: brianmtorres (TT)
Labour's Angela Rayner on Downing Street's 126 fines says "Britain deserves better".

"Industrial scale rule breaking has taken place at the heart of Johnson’s Downing Street.

“We must urgently see the Sue Gray report published in full. It’s time for the PM to stop hiding."
David Baddiel
@Baddiel
Note the chuckle after and the reference to his age in order to drive out the idea that was a sudden unconscious attack of self-awareness.
This is how you do a kit announcement. Well in @Arsenal 👏

Erik ten Hag will allow Aaron Wan-Bissaka to leave Manchester United this summer as the full-back is not expected to be among his plans

Who remembers when Man United fans thought this was an actual debate? 😂
Erik ten Hag will allow Aaron Wan-Bissaka to leave Manchester United this summer as the full-back is not expected to be among his plans

Who remembers when Man United fans thought this was an actual debate? 😂
My feet have become ridiculous
Female referees will officiate at the men's World Cup for the first time ever in Qatar 2022 👏
Female referees will officiate at the men's World Cup for the first time ever in Qatar 2022 👏
LADbible
@ladbible
The speed when the word 'treat' is uttered 😂😂
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Elton John’s let himself go.
Elton John’s let himself go.
Fuming that Sky have us watching Villa v Burnley and we don't get to hear the boos at Goodison
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here for the free heating
here for the free heating
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Jimmy Carr
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My novel Meantime is out July 2022. if you’re looking for me before then I’m down at the men in music business conference
Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
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The greatest act of revolution, in a world that's trying to grind away your humanity, is to enjoy yourself
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