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On the round of local radio interviews, Liz Truss comes across as so far out of her depth, I feel I need to call the RNLI.
Coolio was the man behind one of the greatest TV intros of all time, the Kenan and Kel song.
Here’s a throwback to the time Coolio did a gig in Preston, then went back to some random student’s house and jammed Gangsta’s Paradise 😂👏
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Most of Liz Truss’s policy goals seem to be things The Joker threatens to do to Gotham
Well, the 20s have been a bit of a downer so far, haven’t they?
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I’m hearing they might move the Eurovision Song Contest back to Ukraine
'I filmed my dog chasing my phone and this is what happened' 😂😂
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wonder if truss will do one
“Have you seen the news?”
”Let me guess, everything’s really, really bad?” ”That’s pretty much word-for-word what they said, yeah”
BBC local radio presenters massacre Liz Truss
When you try and copy Roger Federer 😂🎾
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🔔 | ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ rapper Coolio has died at the age of 59
This government might not even outlive Therese Coffey
This is fantastic from @GrahamLiver
Amazing that radio hosts who for too long have been wasted asking people like me what my latest show is about have been given the task of holding a cruel PM to account and defending our planet, but they have absolutely nailed it.
Best bits: Liz Truss massacred by BBC local radio
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She turned up from walking the dog... without the dog... and with a poo bag for a hat... 😂😂
🔔 | BREAKING: Queen's cause of death confirmed as old age
Wow, that’s a brilliant opening. I mean, she’s going to ignore the question anyway and just parrot talking points, but that lays it out perfectly.
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"Liz Truss is the most extreme example, of lacking thoughtful and nuanced conversations."
@RoryStewartUK on what it's like to work with the prime minister.
We tried to make a cut of the best bits from BBC journalists ripping Liz Truss apart this morning.
We couldn't make it any shorter than 9 minutes though.
"It's a terrible humiliation."
@RoryStewartUK tells @OliDugmore Liz Truss' premiership has got off to the worst possible start, and compares it to the fall of communism.
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